mytotoro:

Once you’ve met someone, you never really forget them

caffeinedeathwarrior:

new-age-conservative:

rnikey-effin-way:

thahalfrican:

ameliacgormley:

chinese-shibe-artist:

holyfandombatman:

twerkin-fo-jesus:

pokemoncards:

connivingwitch:

beyoncespregnantstomach:

CHILDHOOD BACK

AND CALVIN IS WITH THE GIRL THAT HATED HIM ASFHAGS

im crying a lil bit

I need this in my tumblr forever.

is anyone gonna talk about how his kids name is bacon???

HE’S WITH SUZIE THAT WAS MY CHILDHOOD OTP

who names their kid bacon

Calvin and Hobbes were Reformation-era philosophers, as was Frances Bacon. I’m better his daughter’s name is actually Frances, but he calls her by the appropriate last name of the philosopher, just as Calvin and Hobbes are last names.

is no one gonna talk about how the girls afraid of Donald Trump in her closet

I think Trump being the boogeyman makes perfect sense…

There is literally nothing about this post that I don’t love.

itsleahelaine:

some summer gals! 🍍🍉

sickening-hurts:

dennys:

sprawlerr:

why does dennys have a tumblr

why do you

arianaediits:

onlyblackgirl:

fvlani:

accras:

Just a regular teen…Sasha Obama’s summer job at seafood restaurant Nancy’s in Martha’s Vineyard.

When has a child of the first family ever???????

Michelle was like “So you think you just gone lay around in my house all summer?

Sasha: But we the first family…

Michelle: No I’M THE FIRST FAMILY. You ain’t paying no bills. You got First family money?

seriously go sasha 

beyoncescock:

new years resolutions:

• get skinny
• get hot
• get rich

mylittlesanity:

thoteisha:

ivorythephilosopher:

stephenraygarza:

honeysuckle-princess:

this is the 2016 apology post. reblog in 45 seconds and 2016 will apologize to you in the form of money.

not risking it.

Not even scrolling past it

I deserve an apology smh

i was gonna scroll past once i saw 2016 but then i read it lol

dragonaer123:

This is me trying to be creative for Valentine’s Day,so have some pharmercy lol

antikythera-astronomy:

From astrophysicist Katie Mack. I’m 100% behind her.